Friday, September 5, 2008

Whistleblowers

There has been a serious security breach here in the little house by the Blue Lake. OC Herman, who was set to be de-balled this morning, did not show up for his early morning breakfast (aka capture). He's normally meowing away and demanding to be fed as I get ready to leave for work. I even fed him a very small dinner last night, to make sure he'd be by early in the morning.

How could this happen one must ask. How??!

I can't share all the details as the suspect is still on the loose. Our detectives have some good leads, and it saddens me to say that circumstancial evidence has led us to believe that this was an inside job. Herman got the word. The warning. And he listened.
Somehow, this cat (who doesn't even own a watch), knew there was a 5 hr snipping window, from 7-12. To be on the safe side, he didn't show up until friggin 2 o'clock.
Interestingly enough, it was Cute Boy who "discovered" that Herman was back. Observant readers will note that Cute Boy still has his balls and no plans to change that configuration. If anything, he's more pro-balls than Sarah Palin is pro-life, and that's taking it pretty far. I'll leave you to come to your on conclusions on this one.

Anyway Hermie, this ballsy stunt bought you one last week of fertility. I hope you make the most of it. Because next Friday, or sooner, them dingle-dangles are coming off.
Snip snip!!

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